Useless Things

May 1st, 2007 by patchmonkey

 Clearly, it was necessary to refund my…$.03.

Amazing.

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Your refund for ICANN Fee overpayment
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Dear patch monkey,

The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN(R)) recently agreed to reduce their Registrar Transaction Fee from $.25 to $.22. What does this mean for you?

Good news. You have been credited $.03/yr for each domain name you registered or renewed dating back to July 1, 2006* — $.03 has been placed into your Go Daddy(R) account with this customer number: XXXXXX.

Your in-store credit will be applied to your purchases at GoDaddy.com(R) until it’s gone or for up to 12 months, whichever comes sooner. If you have any questions, please contact a customer service representative at 480-505-8877.

As always, thank you for being a Go Daddy customer.Sincerely,

Bob Parsons
CEO and Founder
GoDaddy.com

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*Store credit not redeemable for cash. Credit is ONLY eligible for domains registered or renewed during the listed period. Accounts not listed in this email do not qualify for a refund.

patchmonkey on May 1st, 2007 | File Under General, Interesting?, Technology | No Comments -

Things I Like: Audrey Kawasaki

April 5th, 2007 by patchmonkey

And no, it’s not just ’cause it’s Japanese-y.

Audrey Kawasaki’s art is definitely Japanese-inspired, but it’s also hauntingly beautiful. I’m thinking of buying a piece to hang on my walls, if I had any more space, in a few months.

I especially like this one:

07-odaijini.jpg

She has a blog, too - http://i-seldom-do.livejournal.com/

patchmonkey on April 5th, 2007 | File Under General, Interesting? | No Comments -

NY Mag: Nipple Tint Goes Mass (Appeal, I think)

March 14th, 2007 by patchmonkey

From New York Magazine:

“In just one more sign of the stripperization of the Everywoman, Benefit’s Benetint, conceived in the seventies for an exotic dancer to color lips and cheeks, is now also being sold at Sephora and elsewhere as a ‘kiss-proof and water-resistant’ nipple tint. ‘Women want nipples to be pert and fresh-looking, and this shade makes them appear that way,’ Benefit spokeswoman Alison Haljun says. ‘For a long time, the idea of a ripe, rosy nipple has been considered appealing and alluring.’ But aren’t the nipples usually undisplayed? ‘Even if you don’t show it off, you know they’re rosier and more perky,’ she says. Sonia Ossorio, president of NOW in New York, says, ‘I can barely keep up with keeping my nails manicured, much less this nauseating onslaught of new beauty standards. While women are spending their energy, time, and money getting their areolas just the right shade of pink, the Supreme Court is getting more conservative and closer to taking away our long-fought right to reproductive choice’.”

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. I am all about protecting reproductive choice…but seriously, NOW-lady, that was the wrong place to make your point. Although I suppose people are now making a point about it, and it’s definitely a way to convince Justice Thomas to agree with your point.

patchmonkey on March 14th, 2007 | File Under Interesting?, Law and Lawyers, News Opinion | No Comments -

I Am Not Making This Up (Edition 5)

February 28th, 2007 by patchmonkey

This image is a screenshot of a newspaper article I was linked to…notice the surprisingly interesting juxtaposition of headline and image.

Dick Cheney is a Sodomist

The original page is located here, but it probably changes depending on the top national story.

patchmonkey on February 28th, 2007 | File Under Interesting? | No Comments -
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