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I never thought that I would say this, but I am getting tired of eating so much meat. I’ve been on the Atkins diet for a week now, and I’ve been exercising like a mofo. I’ve lost 10 pounds, but I think I would give up two or three of those to eat one of these hot dogs I make for snacks on a bun, or to have a piece of wheat toast to mop up the yolk of my breakfast eggs.

Alas, a few more weeks, and I will be down to about my desired weight. Then I can just try and keep exercising and eating a balanced diet, and the women will be all over my hot body.

I’ll be back in NJ next week, from the 3rd until the 8th or 10th (depending on folks’ road tripping plans), to help clean the parents’ house. People should play much mini golf then.

I eat babies.

Matt is, well, Matt. It has been theorized that he’s my love child, sent back through time for some yet unknown purpose. I hope this is true, because 1) he’s a cool guy, and 2) having a love child means that I will get me some lovin’ in the future.

For those of you that care, my life is still in a state of limbo, but I should be in Jersey for a couple of days in a little over a week.

Oh boy, I am so excited. Look at me dance.

Kevin dances

Dynasty Warriors 3 is a very sweet game. I beat it for the first time tonight, er, this morning. Now to try a few other characters and a couple of other difficulty settings (how was I to know the default was Easy?)

Viking Kittens!

I’m with Kris. Really, I mean, I was with Kris when he saw the movie. Anyway, it was very sweet.

Anywhos, for those who care, I finally granulated, which makes me officially unemployed now. w00t!

I need a drink . . .

Damn, Jerry has net access. So much for a Haughwout takeover . . .

My name is Black John Rackham, “r” is my favorite letter, “i” is my second favorite letter . . .

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