The Daily Show (Tuesday, Sept. 21)
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Jon: Well, at the very least, is the government better prepared to deal with Rita then perhaps we were with Katrina?
Rob: Absolutely Jon. Whatever they’re shortcomings in the past; the federal government has learned the lesson of Katrina, star blaming state and local officials now. I’ve already been assured by FEMA that the mayor and governor will have failed. And this time the president will not be detached. There are already plans to have him helicoptered in to save a baby trapped in raging floodwaters.
Jon: That seems to be taking a bit of a chance, no?
Rob: Nah, they’ve got 5 babies spread out around the area. Jon, they’re confident Bush will get one.
Jon: who would give their baby to be used in that type of fashion?
Rob: You’d be surprised Jon, the GOP has a classification for that level of donor… They’re people who have donated $250,000 and of course a baby