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The obvious solution is to get Superman to hold the moon still while Green Lantern wills his ring to jack up Earth’s gravity. As a plethora of celestial objects from the asteroid belt and beyond gather around Earth, you put gravity back to normal, and the multitudinous moon assumes a slowly-decaying circular oorbit around the planet — a ring, if you will…

Now, does anybody know how to contact Superman? Hmm…maybe if we use the Bat-signal, Batman can tell us how to reach him and GL…

Ya gotta love it when Jerry gets all incomprehsible, eh?

And all I can do is sit here ill awaiting those damn comics I won on eBay to get here (dang holiday and no mail — I wouldn’t mind if I actually got off school for it — but at least I got a good spot at the train station this morning, what with everyone and their mother off for work…)

Hiyo, Capella — welcome to the jungle — if Jerry gets out of line, I’ll be glad to watch you pummel the hell out of him — but next time I call dibs…

And she’s gotta be into the whole proto- and sub-culture thing. That whole deal with coloring hair and weird jewelery is cool. You wanna know why?
You wanna?
Just because. Because it makes sense to be a whole different thing. Imagine. It’d be like white and black, only conceptually. Concept is very important, you know.
There’s a sense of concept in everything. In artworks of this sort, in realities of this sort, the laws we hold as being the basis of our everyday lives don’t hold, from the simplest laws to the governing laws of reality. By the rules of this game, something “unreal” can happen.

Today I realizaed there just isn’t enough time for everything. I’m sorry. Can someone please give me some extra time? I really need it.

Seriously, I need more time to accomplish everything. And I mean, Everything.

So, anyway, Saturday night I went into Fairfax and saw Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. I felt it was an very good film, but only an okay movie. I could have been happier if Li had gone on living.

Yawn…

Fine…I’ll give that Bush has balls.

Hello everyone This is my first post here, so I figured I’d write about something funny - get a load of this (taken from [H]ard|OCP):

I work for a pc part supply company in Illinois (sorry can’t be more specific) and six weeks ago we received a complaint letter from a customer saying their V7100 driver disk had nothing but porn on it..he sent it back to us an low and behold it did..

I love it! It seems like the guys over at Asus have either been mixing up the drivers with after-hours “entertainment”, or this is one hell of a funny prank someone pulled. In other news, Calculus sucks, and I don’t feel well. Sigh…at least tomorrow is Friday

Whee! Server crashed!

Jay has just informed me that Elton John and Eminem are performing a duet at the Grammys. He says: “I think they’re going to do a rap version of Can You Feel The Love Tonight from Disney’s The Lion King